Well folks, it's been awhile, but your plucky heroine has returned. Where have I been? What have I been doing? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love ...
I kid, I kid... Mostly.
Suffice it to say I've come quite the long way on a convaluted path towards wellness, such I'm eager to share with all of you.
So stay tuned guys and gals! And I leave you with a lyric from the indomitable Fiona Apple:
"Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it
I'm an Extraordinary Machine"